Jul. 21st, 2022

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Diego Hargreeves

Loving brother
Chaotic cohort
Diego is one of Klaus' beloved siblings. They've known each other literally their entire lives. While they might hate each other on occasion, he knows Diego will always have his back... well, most of the time. He did fuck up a little by sleeping with Diego's best friend on his first day there, though. Oops.
Loki

Hot as hell
Dangerous but sexy
His very first day there, Loki rescued Klaus from tentacles in the ocean and they fucked on the beach. Klaus is still learning more about the mysterious god, but he can't deny the connection he feels. Even if he was Diego's BFF and he might have fucked things up a little.
Chang Wufei

Zen dude
Hot as fuck
What started with Klaus interrupting Wufei's meditation, has progressed to desperate blow jobs in the med rooms. He still barely knows the guy, but he's liking what he does know so far.
Roman

Dangerous
Choking hazard
Roman could be the death of Klaus... several times over. Somehow, though, Klaus doesn't seem to mind. He's brash and rude and brought him to what looked like a crack house, but holy fuck does the man know how to dominate!
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This is Klaus. Leave me something sexy, you gorgeous thing, you.
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Supreme Venerable Arbiter Kjdujhgfd
Of The
Fadlahdada System

VS

Klaus Hargreeves
AA0043
SUMMARY
We hereby find the Defendant, KLAUS HARGREEVES, guilty for crimes against their home world. They are hereby sentenced to serve at the Intergalactic Correctional Institution (ICI) Reparacija with the possibility of parole. During this time, they are to refrain from any further criminal activity which could result in a consecutive sentence.

RE-ENTRY PLAN
How to Not Kill Things
How to Not Steal Things
How to Not Burn Things
How to Not Hurt Things
How to Not Break Things
How to Not Fight Things
How to Clean Things Up
How to Not Use Bad Things
How to be a Good Mate
How to Work

COMMUNITY SERVICE
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→ OOC INFO

Name: Lore
Contact: journal message or [plurk.com profile] eternalferret
Timezone: EST
Over 18?: Y
Other Characters: None


→ IC INFO

Character Name/Alias: Klaus Hargreeves AKA Number Four
Character age: Biologically, roughly 34... time travel is a bitch.
Canon: Umbrella Academy
Canon point: Season 3 Episode 10 as he tries to get to the Hotel Oblivion

History: Wiki link here
Appearance: one handsome devil. He's got dark curly hair that just brushes his shoulders and a dark goatee. Tall, dark, and handsome, he's skinny but has some muscle tone. He's got a few tattoos: Hello and Goodbye tattooed on his palms, the Umbrella Academy logo on his left wrist, a temple tattooed on his abs, a tiger tattooed on the back of his right shoulder, and the Sky Soldiers tattoo on his left shoulder.
Personality:

Klaus is not just a hot mess. He's the hot mess. Overwhelmingly, the least trusted of all the Umbrella Academy, Klaus floats through life just trying to have a good time. At least, that's what he tries to do. Life just keeps getting in his way.

Klaus isn't a very complicated guy. He loves hard, parties hard, and will lie like a rug if he has to. He's grown enormously over the course of the three seasons of the show. He's changed from a desperate junkie just looking for his next fix into a relatively sober, immortal madman who just wants to help his family and figure out who he really is.

When Klaus gets overwhelmed or doesn't know what to do, he has a history of running away. He ran away from his oppressive father. He ran away from his cult when things got tough. He tried to stay in the afterlife when he thought things were hopeless. But he's slowly learned how to run towards things. Running into danger to save his family. Running to a young man who doesn't even know him so he can try to save his life. He was the first one to choose to go with Viktor to the farm to try to save Harlan. He needed answers? He broke into the Sparrow Academy to confront their father - something none of the other Umbrellas were willing to do. Sometimes it takes a couple of tries for him to get it right (or some self-talk to push himself through it) but he's learning.

They may have been scattered to the winds for a while, but Klaus loves his family immensely. He hangs around them, even when he's not wanted. He's has great bonding moments with every one of his siblings. When Viktor came out as trans he didn't bat an eyelash. He supports his family. He might not be the strongest Umbrella, but he's got their backs. He's also pretty quick to trust, which causes problems for him. He dove into trusting Reggie and ended up being stabbed in the back. It didn't stick, but that's not the point. He acts first and thinks later... or never. That's how he accidentally started a cult. He wanted to impress the older rich woman who took him in, go hooked on the admiration he was getting and the money that rolled in and things snowballed out of control. He is the living embodiment of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Klaus is smarter and more observant than anyone gives him credit for. The big problem is that no one listens or believes him. Story of his life. He's spent so long being the stupid junkie that he flies under everyone's radar. He's still viewed as untrustworthy and unreliable, things that frustrate him greatly. Granted, he is still pretty unreliable and horrifyingly irresponsible. Point in fact - supervising Stan turned into breaking and entering and a harpoon through the chest. It's no wonder people underestimate him. And when he gets the chance to prove them wrong, he usually surprises himself, too.

No description of Klaus would be complete without mentioning his flamboyant nature. He's a gender bending, sexual force of nature. Throughout the show he's seen wearing a leather skirt and boa, flowing white robes, and a velvet suit among other things. His style is whatever the hell he likes at the moment and it's fabulous. He may not completely know who he is inside, but he's more than happy to express himself in any way he feels like. He takes good care of his body. He does yoga and is mostly conscious of what he eats... now that he's not drugged and dumpster diving. He's also incredibly open about sex. He likes it and he likes it kinky. We don't kink shame in the house of Klaus.

Overall, Klaus is generally happy to be and just wants everyone else to feel the same. He tries to find something to laugh and smile about in any situation. Often it makes him look like an idiotic clown, but he's just a free spirit with little baggage to pull him down. Over the three seasons he has been pulled closer to Earth as he loses people and deals with heartbreak, but he perseveres. He's a lovely human with a smile that lights up a room. A little incongruous for someone who's powers deal with death, but that's also very him.

What did they do to end up here?:
-Starting and abandoning a Cult
-Going against the laws of the universe (aka not staying dead)
-Pissing off an Amish community
-Inappropriate use of a pool table
-Theft
-Drug use
-Fraud
-Accomplice to the end of the world
-Improper use of song lyrics

Powers / Abilities:
Medium - When Klaus is sober, he can see and talk to ghosts.
Evocation - Also when sober, Klaus can use his powers to make the ghosts manifest in the real world. He can use them to fight for him... or to pick him up so he can look like he's levitating.
In addition, he can also destroy malevolent spirits
Resurrection - Death/god doesn't like him so she's fine with him not sticking around in her neighborhood. He can bring himself back from the dead at will. Once he wakes up, his wounds heal.

He's also a skilled fighter and lock picker.

Inventory: Nothing. Except maybe the cowboy hat he picked up in 1963. He's a simple guy.
Samples:
TDM
Meme thread
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How's my driving? Any and all constructive criticism is welcome.

Also, if you'd like to opt-out of playing with Klaus at all for any reason, drop me a line. Comments are screened.

While you're here: please let me know if you want me to avoid spoilers for Season 3! It's still fairly new, so I'm trying to be careful.

Kink List

Jul. 21st, 2022 08:22 pm
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FAVES
● Anal Sex
● Begging
● Biting
● Breath Control
● Choking
● Dirty Talk
● Double Penetration
● Drug/Alcohol Use
● Exhibitionism
● Face-Fucking
● Fellatio
● Fingering
● Gags
● Groups
● Hand Cuffs
● Bondage
● Immobilization
● Orgasm Control/Denial
● Prostate Play
● Rimming
● Spanking
● Suspension Play
● Teasing
● Voyeurism
YEA
● Affection
● Aftercare
● Aphrodisiacs
● Apparatuses/toys
● Bad Ends
● Bloodplay
● Nipple Play
● Caging
● Clothed Sex
● Cock Warming
● Coercion/Blackmail
● Consent Play
● Corruption
● Cunnilingus
● Discipline
● Flexibility
● Flogging
● Foreplay
● Hair Pulling
● Hand Jobs
● Hypnotism
● Instant Hookup
● Leash and Collar
● Leather
● Master/Pet or Slave
● Masturbation
● Multiple Orgasms
● Oral Sex
● Pegging
● Pleasure Control
● Sadism/Masochism (receiving)
● Scratching
● Sexual Exhaustion
● Somnophilia
● Strip Tease
MAYBE
● Abuse
● Branding
● Burning
● Fisting
● Gaping (Anal)
● Inflation
● Nipple Torture
● Shaving
● Stomach Bulging
● Verbal Abuse
NAH
● Anal Prolapse
● Ballbusting
● Bathroom Control
● Docking
● Enema
● Felching
● Gender Transformation
● Scat
● Sounding
NOTES
Obviously this list is not all inclusive. If there's anything you'd like to try, or if you're not sure about anything, shoot me a message. I'm always open to discuss things!
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Klaus Hargreeves
Umbrella Academy
Age: 34ish Gender: Male/gender fluid Orientation: Pan
Out-of-Character
Backtagging: YES
Fourthwalling: Only with certain characters, like Deadpool.
Offlimits: Nothing. Unsure? Ask me.
Timezone: EST
Tagging Speed: Varies. Usually medium.
In-Character
Physical Contact: Yes, please.
Mental Contact: Yes, but please give me a heads up
Flirting/Affection: Absoulutely!
Fighting: He's a coward, but sure you can try
Injury/Death: Yep! It won't stick, though.
Powers/Abilities
Medium: When Klaus is sober, he can see and talk to ghosts.
Evocation: Also when sober, Klaus can use his powers to make the ghosts manifest in the real world. He can use them to fight for him... or to pick him up so he can look like he's levitating.
Banishment: he can destroy malevolent spirits
Resurrection: Death/god doesn't like him so she's fine with him not sticking around in her neighborhood. He can bring himself back from the dead at will. Once he wakes up, his wounds heal.
Shipping
Canon OTP: Ben
Canon NoTP: Reggie, Pongo, Mom
Preferences: He's a kinky bitch, please see his kink list for more info
Availability: He's in a game, and I'm 100% down for PSLs/Memes

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